The Pirate Princess Dress

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GOOD GIRLS GO TO HEAVEN. PIRATE GIRLS KNOW A GUY.

This dress has never committed a crime.

It simply refuses to answer questions without a lawyer present.

Designed for:

  1. collecting compliments and unpaid parking tickets
  2. borrowing hoodies you'll never return
  3. smiling during customs inspections
  4. being "just a girl" until it's time to disappear

The fit is sweet.

Your intentions don't have to be.

Warning: Wearing this dress may result in strangers assuming you're innocent.

Don't correct them.

514 L'ÎLE DES PIRATES™

Cute enough for family dinner. Wanted in three boroughs.

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GOOD GIRLS GO TO HEAVEN. PIRATE GIRLS KNOW A GUY.

This dress has never committed a crime.

It simply refuses to answer questions without a lawyer present.

Designed for:

  1. collecting compliments and unpaid parking tickets
  2. borrowing hoodies you'll never return
  3. smiling during customs inspections
  4. being "just a girl" until it's time to disappear

The fit is sweet.

Your intentions don't have to be.

Warning: Wearing this dress may result in strangers assuming you're innocent.

Don't correct them.

514 L'ÎLE DES PIRATES™

Cute enough for family dinner. Wanted in three boroughs.