VOIDSAINTS Anti-Avoidance Tee

$79.00

DON’T AVOID THE VOID


Therapy was booked.


The void had availability.


This 260 GSM raw hem tee was created for people who looked into the abyss, made eye contact, and somehow ended up following each other on Instagram.


DON’T AVOID THE VOID is printed across the front as a gentle reminder that suppressing your problems only makes them develop better branding. The oversized distressed VOIDSAINTS sigil covers the back because subtlety died under suspicious circumstances.


POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS

Unwanted self-awareness

Emotional unavailability with excellent posture

Your ex asking, “Is that about me?”

Strangers assuming you make underground music

Feeling overdressed at somebody’s intervention

Becoming the red flag they were warned about


This garment does not provide closure, inner peace or professional qualifications.


It may, however, make your downward spiral look intentional.


Raw hem. Heavyweight construction. Distressed graphics. Zero coping mechanisms included.


VOIDSAINTS

Face your demons. They’ve already seen your browser history.

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DON’T AVOID THE VOID


Therapy was booked.


The void had availability.


This 260 GSM raw hem tee was created for people who looked into the abyss, made eye contact, and somehow ended up following each other on Instagram.


DON’T AVOID THE VOID is printed across the front as a gentle reminder that suppressing your problems only makes them develop better branding. The oversized distressed VOIDSAINTS sigil covers the back because subtlety died under suspicious circumstances.


POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS

Unwanted self-awareness

Emotional unavailability with excellent posture

Your ex asking, “Is that about me?”

Strangers assuming you make underground music

Feeling overdressed at somebody’s intervention

Becoming the red flag they were warned about


This garment does not provide closure, inner peace or professional qualifications.


It may, however, make your downward spiral look intentional.


Raw hem. Heavyweight construction. Distressed graphics. Zero coping mechanisms included.


VOIDSAINTS

Face your demons. They’ve already seen your browser history.