VOIDSAINTS FC 514 HOME JERSEY

$95.00

OFFICIAL MATCH REPORT

VOIDSAINTS FC has once again been denied entry into every recognized football league.

Reasons cited include:

  1. Refusal to follow league regulations
  2. Questionable player recruitment methods
  3. Excessive pirate activity
  4. No registered coach
  5. No interest in finding one

The 514 Home Jersey is the official kit of Montréal’s least authorized football club.

Featuring L’Île des Pirates across the front and VOIDSAINTS 514 on the back, it represents the island, the code and the culture they keep trying to regulate.

No federation approved it.

No customs officer inspected it.

No trophies have been won.

Confidence remains dangerously high.

GARMENT DETAILS

  1. Boxy mesh jersey construction
  2. Raglan sleeves
  3. L’Île des Pirates front graphic
  4. VOIDSAINTS 514 back print
  5. Relaxed unisex fit
  6. Issued under QC // QONTRABAND CULTURE

IMPORTANT NOTICE

Wearing this jersey does not make you a professional athlete.

It may, however, cause you to argue with referees, exaggerate your transfer value and refer to Montréal as your home stadium.

VOIDSAINTS FC

Recognized by absolutely no governing body.

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OFFICIAL MATCH REPORT

VOIDSAINTS FC has once again been denied entry into every recognized football league.

Reasons cited include:

  1. Refusal to follow league regulations
  2. Questionable player recruitment methods
  3. Excessive pirate activity
  4. No registered coach
  5. No interest in finding one

The 514 Home Jersey is the official kit of Montréal’s least authorized football club.

Featuring L’Île des Pirates across the front and VOIDSAINTS 514 on the back, it represents the island, the code and the culture they keep trying to regulate.

No federation approved it.

No customs officer inspected it.

No trophies have been won.

Confidence remains dangerously high.

GARMENT DETAILS

  1. Boxy mesh jersey construction
  2. Raglan sleeves
  3. L’Île des Pirates front graphic
  4. VOIDSAINTS 514 back print
  5. Relaxed unisex fit
  6. Issued under QC // QONTRABAND CULTURE

IMPORTANT NOTICE

Wearing this jersey does not make you a professional athlete.

It may, however, cause you to argue with referees, exaggerate your transfer value and refer to Montréal as your home stadium.

VOIDSAINTS FC

Recognized by absolutely no governing body.